The gnome book

Have you ever wondered how gnomes really live? 'Gnome' is actually pronounced 'Nome'. Maybe you're wondering about the reason for the weird silent 'g'? Well, I'm afraid that reason is one of the biggest gnome secrets. Only gnomes are allowed to know it - gnobody else. I'm guessing you think you know a lot about me? Well, actually, you don't! Let's get going and I'll tell you everything. The modern gnome's life is a far cry from the stereotypes of toadstools and forest glades. In fact, these days most gnomes live in towns and cities - right alongside us!